When asked for his Bodega order by a youngster, Jalen Brunson replied, “Peach Snapple. Purple Doritos. Everything bagel with egg and cheese, hash browns and spicy mayo.” Respectable, and +5 for the spicy mayo.
Mine is, “Chopped cheese, green pepper and extra onions, extra seasoning, lettuce, tomatoes, mayo and ketchup. Zapp’s Voodoo chips. Coke Zero.” Basically, I want my taste buds smashed with a flavor crowbar.

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