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There’s Nothing I Like MORe Than A Fresh Tuna Cocktail.
Image Description: a signboard for “Edward’s” in Tribeca, in which the last lines read “Fresh Tuna” and “Cocktail”, with no punctuation or differentiation between the lines. Continue reading
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Hey Siri, Say Things Correctly.
Siri has decided to start pronouncing my friend Michelle’s very Italian surname as the decidedly French Mancineur. No punchline here, just a quirk of modern technology. 1 Continue reading
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That, or “The Rye or the Keiser”.
I have flashbacks to the war every time I hear “Eye of the Tiger”. My therapist refers to it as Survivor Guilt. 1 Continue reading
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Trader Joe’s Mildly Sweet & Spicy Beef & Broccoli, with sesame seeds over rice.
Image Description: Trader Joe’s Mildly Sweet & Spicy Beef & Broccoli, with sesame seeds over rice, in two white bowls. 1 Continue reading
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Something’s Fishy.
Why is it better to order a five-piece serving of salmon omakase rather than 5 one-piece servings? Economies of scales. 1 Continue reading
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As Chris Farley would Sing, “Black Cat in a Little Chair…”
Image Description: Lalo, a black cat sitting on a friend’s natural titanium with purple accents TiLite ZRA. 1 Continue reading
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A good and Wise Slogan.
I’ve had the digital card for a while, but took the opportunity this afternoon to unlock the analog version. First books checked out: 1 Continue reading
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Good and Adequate for You.
If anyone is thinking of ordering Girl Scout Cookies, consider purchasing from Troop 6000, which is composed of girls living in NYC homeless shelters. 1 Continue reading
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Filthy Gorgeous Burlesque Valentine’s Day Spectacular! at LPR (Le Poisson Rouge). February 14th, 2026.
Image Description: two reserved cards rest on a table, reading “Ian Perge” and “Alejandra Ospina”. Image Description: a table full of food and beverages, consisting of Roasted Marcona Almonds, a Charcuterie Plate (prosciutto, chorizo, salami, dried apricots, fig jam, cornichons, mini toasts), waters, an Espresso Martini & a Ginger Beer. Not pictured, my follow-up Tito’s Continue reading
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Everyone Deserves a Bad Day.
The Partner: Today’s not going well, can I have a do-over? Me: Sure, we’ll try again tomorrow. It’ll be 2sday. 1 Continue reading
