“Humor”
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Getting imaging of my recently wonky right ankle:
X-ray tech: You’re a little tight. Me: Well, I have Cerebral Palsy… X-ray tech: Say no more, brother. Continue reading
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I’m going to start a podcast to discuss track three from Rush’s “Hemispheres”.
It will be called The Treecap. 1 Continue reading
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Hey Siri, Say Things Correctly.
Siri has decided to start pronouncing my friend Michelle’s very Italian surname as the decidedly French Mancineur. No punchline here, just a quirk of modern technology. 2 Continue reading
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That, or “The Rye or the Keiser”.
I have flashbacks to the war every time I hear “Eye of the Tiger”. My therapist refers to it as Survivor Guilt. 1 Continue reading
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Something’s Fishy.
Why is it better to order a five-piece serving of salmon omakase rather than 5 one-piece servings? Economies of scales. 1 Continue reading
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Everyone Deserves a Bad Day.
The Partner: Today’s not going well, can I have a do-over? Me: Sure, we’ll try again tomorrow. It’ll be 2sday. 1 Continue reading
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Ska bands, the most debauched of bands.
Park and Recreation S5E7: “It seems like the kind of place a ska band would go to shoot heroin”. Me: That doesn’t seem possible. Heroin is known to decrease the sex drive, and ska bands are notoriously… horny. The Girl: …you’re lucky I love you. 1 Continue reading
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scarred2112’s life with no context, #3.
“Jeans are the sexiest of all trousers”. 1 Continue reading