“Humor”
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scarred212’s life with no context, #2.
“The hands are the nipples of the arm”. 1 Continue reading
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scarred2112’s life with no context, #1.
“That’s not racism, it’s just British.” 1 Continue reading
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Rocky Horrible Humor.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: scarred2112, have you heard that I’m very excited about my new career in waste collection? Me: Yes, I see you shiver with san… Image Description: the New York City Department of Sanitation’s Manhattan Garage Two, whose partially obscured sign reads “…itation”. 3 Continue reading
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Breakfast of Champions.
If one infuses an egg yolk, butter, and lemon juice sauce with THC for Eggs Benedict, have you created a Hollandaze? 2 Continue reading
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I blame Steiner.
I had a dream last night that I was explaining Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s on First?” to German actress Juliane Köhler. If this were a joke, it would be easy. My sense of humor will be my Downfall. (To confirm, the dream actually happened.) 1 Continue reading
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These Dreams…
This morning I had a dream in which I had a panic attack, and then proceeded to feel the physical after-effects of said dreamstate panic attack once I awoke. As the kids would say, I’d like to nope out of any occurrences in the future. 2 Continue reading
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Just a Little Prick.
I had botox injections on Friday afternoon (for Cerebral Palsy-based spasticity, not wrinkles) – in each leg 25 units in the rectus femoris, 25 in the medial hamstrings, 20 in the lateral hamstrings, 15 in the soleus, and 15 in the lumbar paraspinals of the back. While I can certainly say that injections directly into Continue reading
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“Fridays, am I right?”
Image Description: a white husky wearing a dog cap, looking up at its owner while lying down on the floor of an R211 subway car. Taken on a downtown A around Columbus Circle, Friday October 3rd 2025. 2 Continue reading