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Thankful for cooking.
Some people call me the Sauce Boss. Actually, no one calls me that, and as Sports Night (S2E11, “The Cut Man Cometh”) was helpful in reminding me, we cannot choose our own nicknames. …but this came out rather well Image description: cranberries, the juice and peels of two oranges, ginger, cinnamon sticks, and sugar in Continue reading
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Some random thoughts on Disability…
Another Disability Tax that I wager most able-bodied people don’t think about – for those of us that use backpacks in our lives, it’s more than slightly annoying to have to outfit two of them. One for ambulating, and a second for wheelchair usage. Luckily it’s not a one-to-one duplicate (regular gloves vs wheelchair gloves, Continue reading
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I blame Steiner.
I had a dream last night that I was explaining Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s on First?” to German actress Juliane Köhler. If this were a joke, it would be easy. My sense of humor will be my Downfall. (To confirm, the dream actually happened.) 1 Continue reading
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New Yorker achievement unlocked.
I assisted a tourist navigate from the subway to the street at Penn Station. It felt very good. 1 Continue reading
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These Dreams…
This morning I had a dream in which I had a panic attack, and then proceeded to feel the physical after-effects of said dreamstate panic attack once I awoke. As the kids would say, I’d like to nope out of any occurrences in the future. 2 Continue reading
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Just a Little Prick.
I had botox injections on Friday afternoon (for Cerebral Palsy-based spasticity, not wrinkles) – in each leg 25 units in the rectus femoris, 25 in the medial hamstrings, 20 in the lateral hamstrings, 15 in the soleus, and 15 in the lumbar paraspinals of the back. While I can certainly say that injections directly into Continue reading
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Decisions, Decisions.
I’m trying to decide if I should watch the acclaimed Star Wars show in one sitting, or dole it out episode by episode. If only there was a way I could do both. It’s a real And/or situation. 2 Continue reading
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Fa fa fa fa fashion.
All my life, I’ve been a jeans and t-shirt guy. For as long as I can remember, it has taken wild horses to get me dressed into anything else. And yet, I am now spending the majority of my time in Manhattan, where it is currently summertime. The temperatures are easily reaching the upper 80s Continue reading
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’90s Punning Below.
Did anyone else hear about the time that an animal psychologist was called in to treat two of the Gin Blossoms’ horses, when one had issues regarding the other being fed more? It was a case of “Hay Jealousy”. 2 Continue reading