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Ska bands, the most debauched of bands.
Park and Recreation S5E7: “It seems like the kind of place a ska band would go to shoot heroin”. Me: That doesn’t seem possible. Heroin is known to decrease the sex drive, and ska bands are notoriously… horny. The Girl: …you’re lucky I love you. 1 Continue reading
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Late to Bed, Early to Rise.
It was -3° with the wind chill when I arrived at Trader Joe’s at 8:05am, and there was STILL a line of people waiting to enter the store. Despite that, they had restocked overnight and the staples were available. So now we’re stocked up with milk, half & half, chicken tenderloins, a ribeye steak, English Continue reading
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scarred2112’s life with no context, #3.
“Jeans are the sexiest of all trousers”. 1 Continue reading
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Trader Joe’s BBQ Teriyaki Chicken with Broccoli over rice.
Image Description: Trader Joe’s BBQ Teriyaki Chicken with Broccoli topped with sesame seeds and scallions, over rice. 1 Continue reading
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scarred212’s life with no context, #2.
“The hands are the nipples of the arm”. 1 Continue reading
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scarred2112’s life with no context, #1.
“That’s not racism, it’s just British.” 1 Continue reading
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Trader Joe’s Shiitake Mushroom Chicken with Rustic Yukon Gold Mashed Potatoes.
Image Description: Trader Joe’s Shiitake Mushroom Chicken (dark meat chicken, green beans, edamame in a soy-ginger sauce) and rustic-style Yukon Gold mashed potatoes. 1 Continue reading
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“Excuse me, WHAT kind of socks?”
Image Description: a black box poorly labeled and in broken English, which reads “Compression Cocks Socks”. 2 Continue reading
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50th Birthday Dinner with The Girl and MM.
Image Description: Short Rib Chapaguri (Korean ramyeon noodles with special jjajang sauce, greater omaha short rib, onion, scallion & fried egg), a portion of Crispy Corn Pancake, and serving of Take31 Honey Makgulli. Take31, Sunday January 11th 2026. 2 Continue reading
