“Humor”
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These Dreams…
This morning I had a dream in which I had a panic attack, and then proceeded to feel the physical after-effects of said dreamstate panic attack once I awoke. As the kids would say, I’d like to nope out of any occurrences in the future. 2 Continue reading
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Just a Little Prick.
I had botox injections on Friday afternoon (for Cerebral Palsy-based spasticity, not wrinkles) – in each leg 25 units in the rectus femoris, 25 in the medial hamstrings, 20 in the lateral hamstrings, 15 in the soleus, and 15 in the lumbar paraspinals of the back. While I can certainly say that injections directly into… Continue reading
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“Fridays, am I right?”
Image Description: a white husky wearing a dog cap, looking up at its owner while lying down on the floor of an R211 subway car. Taken on a downtown A around Columbus Circle, Friday October 3rd 2025. 2 Continue reading
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Decisions, Decisions.
I’m trying to decide if I should watch the acclaimed Star Wars show in one sitting, or dole it out episode by episode. If only there was a way I could do both. It’s a real And/or situation. 2 Continue reading
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Are we considering the color scheme of the new R211 subway cars an example of allyship, or just happenstance?
Image Description: a t-shirt from the New York State Games for the Physically Challenged, in a very similar blue and yellow color scheme. 1 Continue reading
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Fa fa fa fa fashion.
All my life, I’ve been a jeans and t-shirt guy. For as long as I can remember, it has taken wild horses to get me dressed into anything else. And yet, I am now spending the majority of my time in Manhattan, where it is currently summertime. The temperatures are easily reaching the upper 80s… Continue reading
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’90s Punning Below.
Did anyone else hear about the time that an animal psychologist was called in to treat two of the Gin Blossoms’ horses, when one had issues regarding the other being fed more? It was a case of “Hay Jealousy”. 2 Continue reading
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So Say We All.
As a guy with Cerebral Palsy, the Cylon posture really speaks to me. Image description: on the left side, an older-generation Cylon Centurion from the “Battlestar Galactica” reimagining circa 2004. On the right and a head taller, the newer model stands. Both are bent at the knees. 2 Continue reading
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A Misunderstanding.
Me: I didn’t know this building allowed adult content production. The Girl: What do you mean? Me: Above 52, there’s the Pornhub floor. The Girl: Baby, I think that stands for Penthouse. Me: Then it’s named for the magazine, and my point remains. 2 Continue reading