“Humor”
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Ska bands, the most debauched of bands.
Park and Recreation S5E7: “It seems like the kind of place a ska band would go to shoot heroin”. Me: That doesn’t seem possible. Heroin is known to decrease the sex drive, and ska bands are notoriously… horny. The Girl: …you’re lucky I love you. Continue reading
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scarred2112’s life with no context, #3.
“Jeans are the sexiest of all trousers”. 1 Continue reading
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scarred212’s life with no context, #2.
“The hands are the nipples of the arm”. 1 Continue reading
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scarred2112’s life with no context, #1.
“That’s not racism, it’s just British.” 1 Continue reading
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Rocky Horrible Humor.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: scarred2112, have you heard that I’m very excited about my new career in waste collection? Me: Yes, I see you shiver with san… Image Description: the New York City Department of Sanitation’s Manhattan Garage Two, whose partially obscured sign reads “…itation”. 3 Continue reading
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Breakfast of Champions.
If one infuses an egg yolk, butter, and lemon juice sauce with THC for Eggs Benedict, have you created a Hollandaze? 2 Continue reading
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I blame Steiner.
I had a dream last night that I was explaining Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s on First?” to German actress Juliane Köhler. If this were a joke, it would be easy. My sense of humor will be my Downfall. (To confirm, the dream actually happened.) 1 Continue reading
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These Dreams…
This morning I had a dream in which I had a panic attack, and then proceeded to feel the physical after-effects of said dreamstate panic attack once I awoke. As the kids would say, I’d like to nope out of any occurrences in the future. 2 Continue reading