“Humor”
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’90s Punning Below.
Did anyone else hear about the time that an animal psychologist was called in to treat two of the Gin Blossoms’ horses, when one had issues regarding the other being fed more? It was a case of “Hay Jealousy”. 2 Continue reading
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So Say We All.
As a guy with Cerebral Palsy, the Cylon posture really speaks to me. Image description: on the left side, an older-generation Cylon Centurion from the “Battlestar Galactica” reimagining circa 2004. On the right and a head taller, the newer model stands. Both are bent at the knees. 2 Continue reading
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A Misunderstanding.
Me: I didn’t know this building allowed adult content production. The Girl: What do you mean? Me: Above 52, there’s the Pornhub floor. The Girl: Baby, I think that stands for Penthouse. Me: Then it’s named for the magazine, and my point remains. 2 Continue reading
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Last night I salvaged the remnants of a rotisserie chicken for ramen I was preparing.
Disemboweling a corpse with my bare hands… that’s the most metal thing I’ve done in a decent amount of time. NP: The Haunted, “Hell is Wasted on the Dead”. 2 Continue reading
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“Talking to you is like being high, but in a bad way”.
…said The Girlfriend Tuesday afternoon, after I cracked a particularly bad joke. Mind you, this was right before she went out to get me an iced coffee while I took a shower, so I suppose I must take the occasional bad with the good and generous. 2 Continue reading
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The Story of My Life.
Image Description: a wooden step-stool with a label that states “Please watch your step. Or at least fall humorously” with a pictogram of a falling person. 2 Continue reading
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A Normal Conversation Between Normal People.
EC, watching The Four Seasons: “He can afford it, he’s a millionaire. Hedge funds…” Me: “He doesn’t look like a landscaper.“ (beat) EC: Glares. Friendship is lovely. 3 Continue reading
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I must be reined in.
The Girlfriend: So, what am I feeling for you right now? Me: Unbridled love. The Girlfriend: What does bridled love feel like? Me: I don’t know, you’d have to ask a horse. 2 Continue reading